Fuck.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
08/01/2014 at 23:32 Х Filed to: None

Theres a mosquito in my room. It's bitten me on the cock n balls.

Have this dump truck.

DISCUSSION (27)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
08/01/2014 at 23:34

*Laughs hysterically* *falls off bed*

Clown Shoe Pilot > Your boy, BJR
08/01/2014 at 23:35

I got the same treatment from a fire ant at work yesterday. That sucked.

Your boy, BJR > Clown Shoe Pilot
08/01/2014 at 23:35

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE COCK N BALLS

Sportwagen, Is Sad > Your boy, BJR
08/01/2014 at 23:38

Hey, it could have been a brown recluse... they would rot off!

Clown Shoe Pilot > Your boy, BJR
08/01/2014 at 23:40

I dunno about your situation, but NOTHING/NOBODY can resist my cock and balls.

Your boy, BJR > Sportwagen, Is Sad
08/01/2014 at 23:40

GODFUCKINDAMNIT

Your boy, BJR > Clown Shoe Pilot
08/01/2014 at 23:42

Johnson?

Kinja'd!!!

Clown Shoe Pilot > Your boy, BJR
08/01/2014 at 23:43

well done sir. you are truly an achiever.

Sportwagen, Is Sad > Your boy, BJR
08/01/2014 at 23:44

Just sayin'

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/01/2014 at 23:45

I found a four leaf clover today, tooЕ..

ЕЕif Alanis Morisette and O Henry had a baby, they'd name it THIS EXACT SITUATION.

Your boy, BJR > Sportwagen, Is Sad
08/01/2014 at 23:46

I've had a finger in my urethra. The last thing I need to add to my phantom pains is spider rot.

Sportwagen, Is Sad > Your boy, BJR
08/01/2014 at 23:48

Your boy, BJR > Sportwagen, Is Sad
08/01/2014 at 23:50

I thank god every day that it was a pinky.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Your boy, BJR
08/01/2014 at 23:50

And now the Oppo Graveyard Shift has officially started.

Sportwagen, Is Sad > Your boy, BJR
08/01/2014 at 23:52

Just.... why?

Your boy, BJR > Sportwagen, Is Sad
08/01/2014 at 23:54

Homegurl I was hooking up with was a bit inexperienced.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Your boy, BJR
08/01/2014 at 23:55

Going commando can be a dangerous business. Much like the real life Commandos.

//heh

//rlybadjoke

Your boy, BJR > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
08/01/2014 at 23:56

Boo.

Sportwagen, Is Sad > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2014 at 00:01

Your boy, BJR > Sportwagen, Is Sad
08/02/2014 at 00:04

ЕЕ.and also not super smart.

Sportwagen, Is Sad > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2014 at 00:06

LOL it sounds like you have a very... interesting personal life ;) Probably should stop here haha

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2014 at 01:22

How is someone that inexperienced.

"Oh, you're putting your fingers inside me I guess I'll do the same"

I don't even.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2014 at 01:25

...just one? That's it?

Vacationing during the summer in Oklahoma. lots of swimming and other shenanigains. Just wearin swim trunks, everything's cool, I was 13 years old and swagging so hard the forest was like "aw hell naw" but somehow I attracted a lot of mosquitos. At the end of a week once I counted 28 bites, 12 of which were on the dong region, several were in armpits... it sucked. They like hot sweaty places.

Scrotal bites are no Bueno mi amigo :(

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
08/02/2014 at 01:32

Again, I'll guarantee you it's much harder for me to try to make sense of. Also, it was durning a 3D showing of Underworld: Awakening. SHE LEFT THE 3D GLASSES ON TO GIVE HEAD!!!!!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2014 at 01:34

That seems like it could be disasterous. Doesn't the 3D world look a bit weird through 3D glasses? I mean, I can totally see her depth perception getting screwed up and she accidentally hits a nostril instead of her mouth.

Dickboogers.

Imagine the dickboogers from accidental nosejob.

byebyeboner

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
08/02/2014 at 01:35

LOL "Is that snot or cum? Who knows!"

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2014 at 01:39

The world's most bizzarre guessing game, not counting the Japanese.